Banana Split Festival Captions And Quotes

• I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.
• I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.
• Only the smell of his place is familiar, syrupy with old delights, as if the ghost of my first banana split had come close to breathe on me.
• With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.
• I believe in holistic medicine, yoga, Pilates and so on. But I also believe in banana split sundaes once in a while.
• Always take a banana to a party.
• I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore.
• Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
• The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

• I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
• Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
• Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
• Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
• Ice cream is happiness condensed.
• Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
• I used to be able to do the Chinese splits, where you open your legs sideways.
• I did gymnastics when I was growing up and to this day I can still do the splits
• Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you