Best Beer Pick Up Lines

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  • Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
  • This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
  • Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass.
  • Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  • Here’s 50 euro’s. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
  • Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
  • I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
  • I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
  • What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
  • What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
  • Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
  • Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass.
  • Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  • Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
  • What do you want to drink? Beer? Whisky? Vodka?
  • Yes please, and tequila too!
  • Can I get you some water?
  • Do I look like a flippin’ fish bowl to you?, …. get me a beer!
  • And I thought the beer was good here…
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Are you busy tonight at last call?
  • Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
  • Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pickup lines on you?
  • You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
  • Hey, I’d swipe right on you.
  • I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.

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  • I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Go up to someone, take an ice cube out of your glass, and smash it. Then say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?
  • When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
  • Help, I can’t breathe.” When they ask why, respond with, Looking at you takes my breath away.
  • Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  • I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
  • Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
  • And I thought the beer was good here…
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Are you busy tonight at last call?
  •  This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
  •  Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass.
  •   Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  •   Here’s 50 euro’s. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.

Funny Beer Pick Up Lines

  • Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
  •  I see you’ve got some tequila’s.  Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
  •  I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
  •   What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

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  • What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
  •  Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
  •   I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro’s. How many can I count you in for?
  •   In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
  •  I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you’re a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)
  •   Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
  •  Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
  •   Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
  •  Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
  •  I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
  •   When you’re done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?
  •  Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
  •   Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
  •   And I thought the beer was good here…
  •  Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
  •  For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.
  • And I thought the beer was good here…
  • Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
  • Baby, you’re the hot ass in my shot glass.
  • Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
  • Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can’t make it after all. I’d hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
  • Here’s $20. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
  • Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
  • I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
  • I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for $5. How many can I count you in for?
  • I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
  • Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.
  • Mind if I get drunk with you?
  • You’re not drunk until you make out with me.
  •  When you’re done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

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