(Sung) Do you like drinking Pina Coladas in the dunes of the Cape?
(To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!
Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.
Are you related to the sun?… Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!
Can I share my music festival tent with you?
Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can’t swim very well.
Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?
Do you love hot summer nights? Because I’m a killer at Dungeons and Dragons.
Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.
Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Have you been hitting the gym? Because this air is conditioned.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Hey ladies, I go down every night. (Sun)
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Hey, you’re so sticky!
How about I serve you some cold brew coffee tomorrow morning at my place?
How far back does your beach chair go?
Cool Summer Pick Up Lines
How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
How’s your warm sector?
I barely noticed you in the winter months.
I don’t need to cool off, I love the heat.
I feel like I’m in Scandinavia because when I’m with you it’s like the sun never sets.
I have a double-wide hammock in my yard.
I hope there’s a fireman around because you’re smoking hot.
I know I’m not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?
I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?
I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.
I LOVE corn on the cob.
I love doing the back float.
I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.
Dang girl! You must look extra fine with that glowing tan.
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I’m drowning in your eyes…
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (Then ask her to join you.)
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
Don’t save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that rises.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!
I could put some motion in your ocean.
I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you its’s like the sun never sets.
I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south.
I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?
I was looking for treasure and i think i found some.
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I’m new at the complex… can I have directions to your apartment?
