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Best Camping Pick Up Lines
- A flash light isn’t the only thing I will be turning on tonight.
- Are we camping? You just set my marshmallow on fire.
- Are you a campfire, because you are hot and I want s’more.
- Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?
- Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.
- Babe, let me light your inner fire with my good end of the stick.
- Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.
- Babe, you erect my tent without effort.
- Baby it’s cold outside, would you share body heat with me?
- Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.
- Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.
- Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.
- Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.
- Girl, let’s start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.
- Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.
- Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.
- Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
- Hey girl, you good at pitching’ my tent.
- Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.
- Hold my hand if you’re afraid of campfire stories.
- I don’t usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.
- I got the only wood we need to heat us up.
- Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!
- Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
- We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.
- With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
- You set my heart bonfire.
Cool Camping Pick Up Lines
- You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what’s going to happen.
- You’re a perfect ten(t).
- You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
- Girl we don’t any wood for this campfire. Mine is the only wood you need.
- Hey girl, let’s go camping, I’m pretty good at pitching’ a tent.
- Hey, there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead… soak it in.
- Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.
- Are we camping? Because you just set my marshmallow on fire.
- Quick I have early-stage hypothermia, let’s get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save my life.
- Girl something about you only being able to put out the forest fire in my pants.
- Girl we don’t any wood for this campfire. Mine is the only wood you need.
- Let’s go camping, I’m pretty good at pitching’ a tent.
- Hey girl you got the toe to go with that Camelbak?
- The girl let me put my tent stake in your ground.
- I’ll light your fire for you if you want!
- You can hold my hand if you’re afraid of campfire stories.
- I just pitched a tent, wish it was yours.
- Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- Girl no one can hear you scream out here.
- We’re alone in the woods and because of the implications, we know what’s going to happen.
- You Can’t Run Through A Campsite. You Can Only Ran…Because It’s Past Tents
- Went Bivvy Bagging In A Bowl Of Chicken Korma. It Was Mild Camping
- is that a tent in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- How would you feel if the U.S. government made the day for voting, a holiday?