Best Camping Pick Up Lines

50 Best Camping Pick Up Lines - captionsgram

  •  A flash light isn’t the only thing I will be turning on tonight.
  • Are we camping? You just set my marshmallow on fire.
  • Are you a campfire, because you are hot and I want s’more.
  • Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?
  • Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.
  • Babe, let me light your inner fire with my good end of the stick.
  • Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.
  • Babe, you erect my tent without effort.
  • Baby it’s cold outside, would you share body heat with me?
  • Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.
  • Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.
  • Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.
  • Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.
  • Girl, let’s start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.
  • Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.
  • Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.
  • Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
  • Hey girl, you good at pitching’ my tent.
  • Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.
  • Hold my hand if you’re afraid of campfire stories.
  • I don’t usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.
  • I got the only wood we need to heat us up.
  • Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  • You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!
  • Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
  • We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.
  • With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
  • You set my heart bonfire.

Cool Camping Pick Up Lines

  • You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what’s going to happen.
  • You’re a perfect ten(t).
  • You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
  • Girl we don’t any wood for this campfire. Mine is the only wood you need.

50 Best Camping Pick Up Lines - captionsgram

  • Hey girl, let’s go camping, I’m pretty good at pitching’ a tent.
  • Hey, there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead… soak it in.
  • Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.
  • Are we camping? Because you just set my marshmallow on fire.
  • Quick I have early-stage hypothermia, let’s get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save my life.
  • Girl something about you only being able to put out the forest fire in my pants.
  • Girl we don’t any wood for this campfire. Mine is the only wood you need.
  • Let’s go camping, I’m pretty good at pitching’ a tent.
  • Hey girl you got the toe to go with that Camelbak?
  • The girl let me put my tent stake in your ground.
  • I’ll light your fire for you if you want!
  • You can hold my hand if you’re afraid of campfire stories.
  • I just pitched a tent, wish it was yours.
  • Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  • Girl no one can hear you scream out here.
  • We’re alone in the woods and because of the implications, we know what’s going to happen.
  • You Can’t Run Through A Campsite. You Can Only Ran…Because It’s Past Tents
  • Went Bivvy Bagging In A Bowl Of Chicken Korma. It Was Mild Camping
  •  is that a tent in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  • How would you feel if the U.S. government made the day for voting, a holiday?

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