Best Cheese Puns 

22 Cheese Puns That Are Too Important And Funny To Miss Out

  • Have a gouda birthday
    Life is gouda
    No thanks, I’m gouda
    You’re up to no goud
  • Anything you can do, I can do feta
    I’m getting feta up with this
    Nothing get feta than this
    You think you’re feta than me?
  • Fifty Shades of Gruyere
    This is a gruyere area
  • Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese? It was only mild.
  • What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
    “A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
  • What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
    “Have a gouda day!”
  • Don’t touch! They’re nachos.
    This is nacho thing
  •  said to my wife, I’m really fondue you
    Absence makes the heart grow fondue
  • Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan
    You’re parmesan it (on it!)
  • Ricotta get going
    Ricotta get through this
  • He’s my arch neme-swiss
    What is your hypotheswiss?
    You’re my soul swiss-ter
  • What did the cheese say after using a pickup line? “Sorry if that was a little cheesy!”
  • What did the cheese say after a rough day? “Gouda take the good with the bad!”
  • How do you know you’re getting serious with a cheese lover? They’ll tell you they’re pretty founded you.
  • What did the cheese say to its hot date? “You make me melt!”
  • “Let brie friends forever.”
  • “That’s what cheese said.”
  • “Have a grate day.”
  • “To brie, or not to brie.”

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  • “Hoping today is as nice as can brie.”
  • “Have a hole lot of fun.”
  • “My favorite kind of music is R&Brie.”
  • “Hey, you’re looking sharp.”
  • “Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.”
  • “Cheesin’ real hard.”
  • “Having a mozzarhella good day.”
  • “Hey, that’s nacho cheese.”
  • “This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.”
  • “I hope you’re having a gouda day.”
  • “I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.”
  • “You make me melt.”
  • “Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.”
  • “I’m mature for my age.”
  • “You’re looking’ so gouda today.”
  • “I would be so provolone without you.”
  • “You feta believe I love being your friend.”
  • “We brie-long together.”
  • “Cheesus Christ!”
  • “Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.”

  Funny Cheese Puns 

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  • “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”
  • “This is the cheesiest caption I could find.”
  • “Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?”
  • You’re cheddar off without him
    Nothing get cheddar than this
    Cheddar him than me
  • Did you hear about the cheese that lost at the track-and-field event? It fell at the final curdle.  
  • “Just dancing around and listening to Taylor Swiss.” 
  • “What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I’m falling to pizzas!”
  • “Why didn’t the cheese go to college? She had grater plans.”
  • “What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover? You’re cheddar off without him!”
  • “What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap? Cheddar luck next time!”
  • “Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting feta and feta.”
  • “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”
  • “How do you know when a cheese is full of himself? Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.”
  • “What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s Day? Brie mine.”
  • “What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time? Ricotta get through this.”
  • “This might sound cheesy but I think you’re really grate.”

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