Best Cheese Puns 

• Have a gouda birthday
  Life is gouda
  No thanks, I’m gouda
  You’re up to no goud
• Anything you can do, I can do feta
  I’m getting feta up with this
  Nothing get feta than this
  You think you’re feta than me?
• Fifty Shades of Gruyere
  This is a gruyere area
• Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese? It was only mild.
• What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
  “A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
• What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
  “Have a gouda day!”
• Don’t touch! They’re nachos.
  This is nacho thing
•  said to my wife, I’m really fondue you
  Absence makes the heart grow fondue
• Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan
  You’re parmesan it (on it!)
• Ricotta get going
  Ricotta get through this
• He’s my arch neme-swiss
  What is your hypotheswiss?
  You’re my soul swiss-ter
• What did the cheese say after using a pickup line? “Sorry if that was a little cheesy!”
• What did the cheese say after a rough day? “Gouda take the good with the bad!”
• How do you know you’re getting serious with a cheese lover? They’ll tell you they’re pretty founded you.
• What did the cheese say to its hot date? “You make me melt!”
• “Let brie friends forever.”
• “That’s what cheese said.”
• “Have a grate day.”
• “To brie, or not to brie.”

• “Hoping today is as nice as can brie.”
• “Have a hole lot of fun.”
• “My favorite kind of music is R&Brie.”
• “Hey, you’re looking sharp.”
• “Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.”
• “Cheesin’ real hard.”
• “Having a mozzarhella good day.”
• “Hey, that’s nacho cheese.”
• “This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.”
• “I hope you’re having a gouda day.”
• “I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.”
• “You make me melt.”
• “Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.”
• “I’m mature for my age.”
• “You’re looking’ so gouda today.”
• “I would be so provolone without you.”
• “You feta believe I love being your friend.”
• “We brie-long together.”
• “Cheesus Christ!”
• “Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.”

  Funny Cheese Puns 

• “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”
• “This is the cheesiest caption I could find.”
• “Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?”
• You’re cheddar off without him
  Nothing get cheddar than this
  Cheddar him than me
• Did you hear about the cheese that lost at the track-and-field event? It fell at the final curdle.  
• “Just dancing around and listening to Taylor Swiss.” 
• “What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I’m falling to pizzas!”
• “Why didn’t the cheese go to college? She had grater plans.”
• “What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover? You’re cheddar off without him!”
• “What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap? Cheddar luck next time!”
• “Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting feta and feta.”
• “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”
• “How do you know when a cheese is full of himself? Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.”
• “What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s Day? Brie mine.”
• “What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time? Ricotta get through this.”
• “This might sound cheesy but I think you’re really grate.”