Clever Pick Up Lines

• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
• If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
• I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
•  Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
•   I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
•  Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
•  Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
•  They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
•  For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
•  Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
•  I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
•  I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
•  Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
•  Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
•   Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
•   Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
•  I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Clever Funny Pick Up Lines

• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
•  There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
•  Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
•  Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
•  Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
•  Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
•   Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
•  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
•  Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
•  Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
•  Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• . I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
• . I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
• . Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
• . Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
• Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
• Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
• You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
• If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
• Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
• Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
• I Have To Say “Hi” To The Prettiest Girl In The Room… Can You Help Me Say “Hi” To That Girl Over There?
•  I’m Going To Have To Ask You To Leave. You’re Making The Other Girls Look Bad.
• Are You The Square Root Of -1 Because You Can’t Be Real.
• Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
• My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
• Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.
• Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
• See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in