Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky and into my heart.
Do you have some water? Because you set my heart on fire.
Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you what’s wrong say
Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs, and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
Guy: Beww Beww Bew. Girl: What?. Guy: That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
Guy: Do you hear that. Girl: What? Guy: Oh sorry that was my heart singing for you
Guy: Here are my keys. Girl: Why? Guy: Here’s the key to my house, my car,…and my heart.
Guy: You owe me money. Girl: Why? Guy: Because you have been living in my heart without paying rent
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don’t be alarmed, baby girl..you’s just in my heart
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is my heart on fire or am I just lost in a love maze without you! (look at the person in the eyes)
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
It hurts! When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you are my dear have left one great leap on mine! Copy This.
Miss, you made my heart stop…
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must be the queen of hearts.
Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops that you stole my heart.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
Cute Heart Pick Up Lines
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart
We must be near an airport because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
You better change the lock, because I’m the key to your heart.
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart You stole my heart without.
You’re the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart…..be my lightning and strike down on me!
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
If you stood in front of the mirror and held up eleven red roses you would see twelve of the most beautiful things you could ever see.
Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?
I love you with all my circle, not my heart. Because hearts break, but circles go on forever.
just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Hi, I’m writing a book on the finer things of life and I was wondering if I could interview you?
I wrote your name in the sky; a cloud removed that. I wrote your name in the sand; the wind blew that away. I wrote your name in my heart; nothing can remove that.
I’ll be yours forever. Just tell me when to start.
If you were a tear drop I would never cry for fear of losing you.
