I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped Because you’re half my universe
This year has been full of surprises… Why don’t we get together and surprise others?
Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions.
I’m surprised there isn’t more fanfiction taking advantage of that.
I wasn’t expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.
Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight? This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
Life Without You Is Like A Broken Pencil…Pointless.Â
 Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
 You Must Be Jamaican, Because Jamaican Me Crazy.
 Are You From Starbucks Because I Like You A Latte.
I Want Someone To Look At Me The Way I Look At Chocolate Cake.
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
  When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
  I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
  I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
 Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
  So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
Best Surprising Pick Up Lines
 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
 Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
 Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
 I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
 No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
  You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.
 . You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
  You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.
  Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
 If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
  I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
  It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
  Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
