Best Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

• Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
• Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?
• Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
• Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so caramel me maybe?
• Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?
• Hey, wait, give me another shot!
• Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
• Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?
• Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.
• Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.
• I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
• I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
• I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
• I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.
• I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
• I like the way your espresso yourself.
• I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
• I love the way your espresso yourself.
• I think I’d want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.
• I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
• I’m pretty sure the last 10 books I’ve read have all been in coffee shops. I don’t even know if I’m literate at home anymore.
• I’m soy into you.
• I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
• If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.
• If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.

• If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso because you’re so fine.
• Java number I can call you up at?
• Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
• Are you a cup of hot Tazo tea? Because I barely notice you at Starbucks. 
• Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
• Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
• Are you a Starbucks Refresher? Because you are a hidden gem.
• Be my lonely Starbucks lover.
• Do you have any idea what a Starbuck is?
• Do you think Mr. Starbuck really drinks Sanka?
• Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
• Hey girl, are you a chai? Because I’d like to get dirty.

Hot & Steamy Coffee Shop Pickup Lines

• (Points to face) That’s a nice mug you got on ya.
• Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.
• Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
• Barista: “Can I have a name for that order?”
• Customer: “Can I give you my number?”
• Barista: “Did you want sugar?”
• Customer: “No, I’m sweet enough.”
• Bean Mine
• Been thinking about you a latte
• Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.
• Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?
• Can I buy you a coffee sometime?
• Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
• Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
• Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.
• Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.
• Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
• Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.
• Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
• Excuse me sir, is your name, Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
• Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
• Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.
• Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
• There, how do you brew?
• Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
• Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.
• How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?
• I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say
• I will follow you wherever you go as long as there is Starbucks.
• I’d take you to coffee but your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me.
• Tell me where you are sitting. I want to sit next to you.
• Want some non-dairy creamer?
• Who knew they start selling panini here? Can I get you one?
• You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.