Best Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

pick up lines at the coffee shop

  • Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
  • Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?
  • Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so caramel me maybe?
  • Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?
  • Hey, wait, give me another shot!
  • Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
  • Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?
  • Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.
  • Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.
  • I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
  • I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
  • I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
  • I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.
  • I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
  • I like the way your espresso yourself.
  • I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
  • I love the way your espresso yourself.
  • I think I’d want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.
  • I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
  • I’m pretty sure the last 10 books I’ve read have all been in coffee shops. I don’t even know if I’m literate at home anymore.
  • I’m soy into you.
  • I’ve been thinking about you a latte.
  • If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.
  • If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.

  • If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso because you’re so fine.
  • Java number I can call you up at?
  • Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
  • Are you a cup of hot Tazo tea? Because I barely notice you at Starbucks. 
  • Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
  • Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
  • Are you a Starbucks Refresher? Because you are a hidden gem.
  • Be my lonely Starbucks lover.
  • Do you have any idea what a Starbuck is?
  • Do you think Mr. Starbuck really drinks Sanka?
  • Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
  • Hey girl, are you a chai? Because I’d like to get dirty.

Hot & Steamy Coffee Shop Pickup Lines

5 Great Pick-Up Lines For Your Local Coffee Shop Barista | Daniel ...

  • (Points to face) That’s a nice mug you got on ya.
  • Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.
  • Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Barista: “Can I have a name for that order?”
  • Customer: “Can I give you my number?”
  • Barista: “Did you want sugar?”
  • Customer: “No, I’m sweet enough.”
  • Bean Mine
  • Been thinking about you a latte
  • Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.
  • Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?
  • Can I buy you a coffee sometime?
  • Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
  • Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
  • Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.
  • Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.
  • Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
  • Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.
  • Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
  • Excuse me sir, is your name, Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
  • Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
  • Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.
  • Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
  • There, how do you brew?
  • Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
  • Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.
  • How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?
  • I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say
  • I will follow you wherever you go as long as there is Starbucks.
  • I’d take you to coffee but your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me.
  • Tell me where you are sitting. I want to sit next to you.
  • Want some non-dairy creamer?
  • Who knew they start selling panini here? Can I get you one?
  • You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.

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