Best College Pick Up Lines

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  •  Are you studying chemistry? Because I’m really feeling a spark between us.
  • I’m looking for models for the campus magazine, and you look like you have experience.
  • Your curves are doing for me what the curve did for my psychology grade.
  • . I can’t find my class, and I’m in need of an attractive escort. Can you show me the way?
  • Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
  •   I don’t know if you’re a math major, but I think you’re sweeter than pi.
  •  Hi! Don’t worry, I’m not going to ask you to sign a petition to save the campus fro-yo machine.
  •  Are you a study sheet? Because you are the highlight of my day.
  •    I’m taking astronomy this semester, so I’m qualified to say you are out of this world.
  •   Kiss me if I’m wrong, but have we had a class together before?
  • I could write a 20-page paper about how fascinating you are. 
  • You are like my most interesting textbook page because seeing you is the highlight of my day. 
  • You make me wish I was a business major. 
  • I take astronomy this semester and I can attest to you that you are out of this world. 
  • What is your take on that test?
  • What’s your opinion on my poll?
  • If you want to dance, call me. Because I can put your inertia in motion.
  • I am amazed that you have more curves than a circle. 
  • For someone in a third world country, you are well developed. 
  • I am told composers always score, so I believe I will. 
  • Has someone told you that you are sweeter than pi? 
  • I have looked for a word that describes how beautiful you are in the dictionary but in vain. 
  • If being sexy is a crime, you would be in jail. 
  • Would you mind taking a look at my briefs?
  • I wasn’t in class last time because I got lost in your eyes. Do you have notes?

Cool College Pick Up Lines

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  • Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
  • Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.
  • Daang gurl, I don’t know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin
  • Do you have a pen I could borrow?
  • Economics Major: Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.
  • English Major: I have ‘Great Expectations’ for our future tonight.
  • Girl, I’m thinking about changing my major to chemistry, ’cause we’ve got it together
  • Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty’s a senior!
  • Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot
  • History Major: According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • I think we should drop out…of these clothes.

Homeschool Pickup Lines – Matthew Pierce

  • I’m trying out for the football team, ’cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.
  • If i were writing an essay on your beauty, i wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
  • Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
  • Linguistics Major: There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Looking for an attractive man? The SKY’s the limit! 
  • Mathematics Major: Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
  • Mathematics Major: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • Physics Major: Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me.
  • Political science Major: Let’s make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
  • Sure, I have a guitar.
  • Why don’t we go back to my place and I’ll show you my fencing sabre?
  • You’re so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.
  •  If I had a nickel for every time I noticed you on campus, I wouldn’t need financial aid anymore.
  • I like you like I like my mathematical proofs. 

Funny College Pick Up Lines



  • Have people realized you are the chief source of global warming? Because you are so hot. 
  • I wish I had a star every time you brightened my day because I would have a galaxy.
  • You just denatured my proteins because so are so hot. 
  • You sure turn my software into hardware. 
  • Your homepage or mine?
  • Are you a T20? Because I’d like you to top me
  • I really like your Dartmouth
  • Are you 1600? Because you’re perfect
  • I can USC myself with you
  • Let’s UCB together
  • Are you UT Austin? Because I’m long HORNY for you
  • Are you the SAT? Because I want to do you in a room for hours
  • Will you give me your thick envelope tonight?
  • Are you the Math II? Because your curves are amazing
  • I Grinnell every time I see you
  • Are you College Confidential? Because you should take a chance on me
  • You put the D in PhD
  • We should be Bowdoin it right now
  • I want to Middlebury myself in you
  • Are you an impending rejection, because you’re always on my mind
  • I love you a Princeton
  • I’ll never wash my hands of U
  • Give me the UCD
  • You’re the DUKE of my heart
  • I’ll make some Illinois with you tonight

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