Columbus Day Pick Up Lines

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  • A night with me won’t go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round!
  • Are we head-to-wind? Because I think I luff you…
  • Are you seaworthy? Because I’m going to ride you till dawn.
  • Babe ahoy!
  • Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?
  • Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?
  • Columbus Day: the only day where white conservatives celebrate a Hispanic guy coming to America.
  • Columbus discovered the new world; I want to discover your body.
  • Come to this continent often?
  • Cute hat. It would look even better on your head, between my legs.
  • DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIRE A CANON???
  • Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?
  • Do you want to go back to my place and see what you’re defending?
  • Dowwwwwwn periscope!
  • Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?
  • For a sailor, you seem so grounded.
  • Get ready to man your torpedo, sailor.
  • God, I love a man in…my neighborhood bar.
  • HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK???
  • Hey babe, ever wondered why I am the capital of Ohio?
  • Hey babe, want to go sailing over my bounty main?
  • Hey babe, can I see your Bermuda Triangle?
  • Hey babe, did you know I’m a better lover than Ferdinand Magellan?
  • Hey babe, did you know you are the perfect cure for seasickness?
  • Hey babe, even though I am an admiral, I’m definitely not all wet when it comes to romance.
  • Hey babe, I want to be captain of your ship.
  • Hey babe, I’d like to celebrate my holiday with you.
  • Hey babe, I’d like to discover you as much as I discovered America.
  • Hey babe, I’d like to explore your world.
  • Hey babe, I’m definitely not a half-mast guy.

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  • Hey babe, this torpedo will be in your ass soon.
  • Hey babe, want to give new meaning to the phrase ‘sleeping with the fishes’?
  • Hey babe, want to play explorers and Indians?
  • Hey babe, want to take a ride on my Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria?
  • Hey babe, you’re the first person I want to be within a shipwreck.
  • Hey baby, it looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.
  • Hey baby, you should see my other sailor moon costume.
  • Hey girl! You’re like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
  • Hey sailor, you’re the coke to my cola!
  • Hey, sexy! may I drop my anchor into your island?
  • Hey, sailor. Got any sweater vests that need bedazzling?
  • How about you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?
  • How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?
  • I can get a great deal on a fancy hotel room if I bring you with me.
  • I can show you a brand new world.
  • I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.
  • I don’t have sea legs, but I can really hold my tequila.
  • I must be Columbus because I’m going to explore you all night.
  • I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.
  • I swear I am disease-free.
  • I was hoping you’re a sucker for a centerboard.
  • I’ve got a sea monster in my pants!
  • I’ll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.
  • I’m not a sailor, but I have lots of STDs like one.
  • If all three of you come home with me, I’ll name my ships after you.
  • If scurvy isn’t contagious, I think we should go home together.
  • If you have an anchor tattoo on your bicep, I will seriously marry you this second.
  • If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.
  • Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • It’s Fleet Week! Wanna have a one-night stand… seven times?
  • Kiss me, I’m salty!Best Columbus Day Pick Up Lines
  • Let’s celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now.
  • Let’s go out and BOTH drink like sailors.
  • Maybe the Washington Redskins could celebrate Columbus Day by giving up their team name.
  • My horrible boyfriend’s got me at the end of my rope. Can you throw me a pickup line?
  • My peg-leg’s ribbed for your pleasure.
  • Oh, Santa Maria!
  • Please, I’ve been at sea for five months, I beg you!
  • Remember, Columbus didn’t actually discover America, it was Kanye.
  • S.O.S. (I’m Sold On Sailors.)

Best Columbus Day Pick Up Lines

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  • When Columbus came to America there wasn’t any government. Look how far we’ve come.
  • When I see you my main sail raises.
  • Why don’t you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.
  • Can I conquer you?
  • I’ve heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom…
  • I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.
  • Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Let’s take voyage back to my place.
  • Hey baby. Want to go and trade some goods?
  • It’s Columbus Day….can I explore your New World?
  • Hi there. I’m looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?
  • I’ve got a Spanish Queen behind me, Chica, but I much prefer the one in front of me.
  • I am trying to discover a passage to the east indies or into your undies, whichever is easier.
  • No that’s not a compass in my pocket, I’m just that happy to see you, my little indigenous hottie.
  • I have more of a Santa Maria than a Pinta if you know what I mean.
  • Wanna see my Pinta?
  • Sooo…do you come here often?
  • Don’t worry … It’s shorter than you think.
  • See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
  • So how long have you been the government’s foxiest employee?
  • That’s not a compass in my pocket, I’m just glad to see you.
  • The world is round.
  • There is plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?
  • What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?

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