Hair Quotes And Captions

“Invest in your hair. It is the crown you never take off.”
“Love isn’t in the air, it’s in the HAIR.”
“Dear hair, I’m sorry I cut you, burn you, & tie you up. But I will always love you.”
“New Monday. New week. New hair.”
“Often times, for a woman, a new hairstyle is a new way to look at life.”
“New hair, new me.”
“Long hair, don’t care.”
“Having long hair is the most annoying & wonderful thing ever.”
“Long hair is hugging someone & getting your hair stuck in their armpit.”
“I love my long hair because it represents my strength & my patience with life.”
“Life is short, but your hair doesn’t have to be.”
“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”
“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
“gray hair is gods graffiti”
“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.”
“The worse the haircut, the better the man.”

“Boys will never understand the struggle of long hair & lip gloss on a windy day.
“Having long hair makes me feel like a princess.”
“Something about a woman with short care just screams power.”
“I wanted to make people feel beautiful, so I became a hairstylist.”
“A hairstylist is a person that touches more hearts than hair.”
“A good hairstylist is a shear delight.”
“Don’t mess with a hairstylist. We get paid to cut people.”
“Don’t make me use my hairstylist voice!”
“Yay, it’s Saturday! Oh wait, I’m a hairstylist.”
“I stared at her black hair. It was shiny like the promises in magazines. ”
“Long hair will send you to hell!”

Funny Hair Quotes & Captions

“There’s nothing like new hair to make you feel confident & beautiful.”
“When life doesn’t allow you to change anything else, get a new hairstyle.”
“Even if it’s not the look for you, you are right in trying. Be bold!”
“New hair makes me feel like I can do anything.”
“When I’m bored with my life, I just change my hair. It keeps life more exciting!”
“Give a girl a new hairstyle & see will conquer the world.”
“Life is too short to have boring hair”
“My mood depends on how good my hair looks”
“I make hair contact before I make eye contact”
“If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything”
“I don’t have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights”

“Straight, wavy or curly, if it’s healthy, it’s beautiful”
“Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be”
“All you need is love and great hair”
“You are cut above the rest”
“If a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her.”
“Short hair, don’t care!”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
“People: Do you scrunch or curl it? Me: No. I try not to anger the beast.”
“Straight hair me & curly hair me are two totally different people.”
“Straight hair problems: Getting excited when your hair looks slightly wavy after a braid.”

“Thanks, humidity. I always wanted to look like a lion.”
Me: My hair actually looks good today! Rain: LOL not for long!
“Dear hair – if you cooperated in the first place, I wouldn’t have to do this the hard way.” – Sincerely, girl with flat iron
“A moment of silence for that one hair that is always left out of the braid.”
“My hair looks good: 3% at school, 7% at home, & 90% when I’m about to shower.”
“I don’t know what’s messier: my hair or my life.”
“Some girls do a messy ponytail & look like a fairy princess. I do a messy ponytail & look like a founding father.”
“You ever have those bad hair days where you just look like a troll doll?”
“Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
“Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps!”
“Love is in the hair”
“Curls run the world”
“I’m a queen, my hair is my crown”
“Bad hair day? Ain’t nobody got the time for that”
“I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist”
“I love big hair and I cannot lie.”
“Invest in your Hair, it’s the crown you never take off”

“Long, beautiful hair is the key to drawing in a prince. It also makes for a handy ladder when you need to escape.”
“Sure, my life isn’t perfect, but my hair is.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
“My hair makes me feel beautiful.”
“The most beautiful makeup for any woman is her natural hair & natural beauty.”
“Beautiful hair isn’t hard to achieve. Just be yourself & you’ve got it.”
“Too much busy day, not enough hairspray.”
“It’s your hair, do whatever you want”
“Wonder where I get the best hair do? My pillow gives it to me every morning”
“Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun & take on the world”
“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”