Hair Quotes And Captions
- “Invest in your hair. It is the crown you never take off.”
- “Love isn’t in the air, it’s in the HAIR.”
- “Dear hair, I’m sorry I cut you, burn you, & tie you up. But I will always love you.”
- “New Monday. New week. New hair.”
- “Often times, for a woman, a new hairstyle is a new way to look at life.”
- “New hair, new me.”
- “Long hair, don’t care.”
- “Having long hair is the most annoying & wonderful thing ever.”
- “Long hair is hugging someone & getting your hair stuck in their armpit.”
- “I love my long hair because it represents my strength & my patience with life.”
- “Life is short, but your hair doesn’t have to be.”
- “Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”
- “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
- “gray hair is gods graffiti”
- “I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.”
- “The worse the haircut, the better the man.”
- “Boys will never understand the struggle of long hair & lip gloss on a windy day.
- “Having long hair makes me feel like a princess.”
- “Something about a woman with short care just screams power.”
- “I wanted to make people feel beautiful, so I became a hairstylist.”
- “A hairstylist is a person that touches more hearts than hair.”
- “A good hairstylist is a shear delight.”
- “Don’t mess with a hairstylist. We get paid to cut people.”
- “Don’t make me use my hairstylist voice!”
- “Yay, it’s Saturday! Oh wait, I’m a hairstylist.”
- “I stared at her black hair. It was shiny like the promises in magazines. ”
- “Long hair will send you to hell!”
Funny Hair Quotes & Captions
- “There’s nothing like new hair to make you feel confident & beautiful.”
- “When life doesn’t allow you to change anything else, get a new hairstyle.”
- “Even if it’s not the look for you, you are right in trying. Be bold!”
- “New hair makes me feel like I can do anything.”
- “When I’m bored with my life, I just change my hair. It keeps life more exciting!”
- “Give a girl a new hairstyle & see will conquer the world.”
- “Life is too short to have boring hair”
- “My mood depends on how good my hair looks”
- “I make hair contact before I make eye contact”
- “If my hair looks good, I can deal with anything”
- “I don’t have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights”
- “Straight, wavy or curly, if it’s healthy, it’s beautiful”
- “Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be”
- “All you need is love and great hair”
- “You are cut above the rest”
- “If a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her.”
- “Short hair, don’t care!”
- “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
- “People: Do you scrunch or curl it? Me: No. I try not to anger the beast.”
- “Straight hair me & curly hair me are two totally different people.”
- “Straight hair problems: Getting excited when your hair looks slightly wavy after a braid.”
Beautiful Hair Quotes & Captions
- “Thanks, humidity. I always wanted to look like a lion.”
- Me: My hair actually looks good today! Rain: LOL not for long!
- “Dear hair – if you cooperated in the first place, I wouldn’t have to do this the hard way.” – Sincerely, girl with flat iron
- “A moment of silence for that one hair that is always left out of the braid.”
- “My hair looks good: 3% at school, 7% at home, & 90% when I’m about to shower.”
- “I don’t know what’s messier: my hair or my life.”
- “Some girls do a messy ponytail & look like a fairy princess. I do a messy ponytail & look like a founding father.”
- “You ever have those bad hair days where you just look like a troll doll?”
- “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
- “Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps!”
- “Love is in the hair”
- “Curls run the world”
- “I’m a queen, my hair is my crown”
- “Bad hair day? Ain’t nobody got the time for that”
- “I wanted to make people feel beautiful so I became a hairstylist”
- “I love big hair and I cannot lie.”
- “Invest in your Hair, it’s the crown you never take off”
- “Long, beautiful hair is the key to drawing in a prince. It also makes for a handy ladder when you need to escape.”
- “Sure, my life isn’t perfect, but my hair is.”
- “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”
- “My hair makes me feel beautiful.”
- “The most beautiful makeup for any woman is her natural hair & natural beauty.”
- “Beautiful hair isn’t hard to achieve. Just be yourself & you’ve got it.”
- “Too much busy day, not enough hairspray.”
- “It’s your hair, do whatever you want”
- “Wonder where I get the best hair do? My pillow gives it to me every morning”
- “Brush your messy hair, embrace a bun & take on the world”
- “Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”