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Best Hair Salon Pick Up Lines
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- I’m staying at the [hotel]. I heard they have a great spa service.
- If all women have flawless skin like yours, the spa will go out of business!
- If you think my haircut is well-groomed, you should check out my ass.
- Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile? Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?
- Is that the smell of lavender oil in your hair?
- Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was really expensive!
- So can I have ur number?
- Is your family in the pasta business? Because you got angel hair.
- Mind if I comb-over?
- My love for you is like Rapunzel’s hair, it just keeps growing and growing.
- Pardon me miss, but I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.
- Pick up lines? You mean beard.
- Someday I will grow a mustache.
- Touches my hair. Ouch! You just put me on fire!
- Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion? Smooth as a devil.
- What is the shade of nail polish called that you are wearing that looks so good?
- What is the word “Spa”? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to
- say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
- Whatever you do, don’t ever cut that beautiful long hair of yours.
- When she asks for a match say, “How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
- Who wants a mustache ride?
- Who your hairdresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work.
Funny Hair Salon Pick Up Lines
- Am I too late for that whole mustache thing?
- Are you a barber? Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.
- Are you sure you’re not Finn’s hair? Because you are just golden!
- Beards make you hotter. This is science.
- Bushy beard; Cozy kiss.
- Can I just run my fingers through your hair?
- Comb on over baby
- Did you just have a manicure? How about if I nailed you to the wall?
- Do you come here often?
- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color-coordinated.
- Don’t let my haircut mislead you. I’m a raging sex-machine.
- Ever heard of a happy ending? Want one?
- Great looking hands and fingernails! They will look good on my body.
- I am color blind, but I think your hair is red.
- I don’t mean to be forward but your hairstyle looks beautiful on you.
- I give a killer massage.
- I have a beard. And I am good at sex.
- I have a beard. Now, where would you like my wood?
- I have a certificate for a couple of spas that expires tomorrow. I don’t want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?
- I just love the color of your pretty hair.
- I like your hair, can I pull it from behind?
- I love your nail color. It complements your eyes/hairs/dress. I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?
- I saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang. How about a mustache ride instead?
I sure do like the way your hair smells. - With a beautiful body like yours, surely you work out. Which health spa do you work out at?
- You are a natural. You look great with any hairstyle.
- You are perfect. Even your toenails are splendid.
- You are so fine I’d bite your toenails and drink your bathwater.
- You drive me crazier than Telly the Barber.
- You have such nice eyes/hair – SO exotic.
- You have the most amazing hair in the bar!
- You must have gotten the hair flip down to a science because I’m totally head over heel.
- You smell so delicious!
- Am I too late for that whole mustache thing?
- Great great looking hands and finger nails! They will look good on my body.
- I give a killer massage.
- I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile? Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?
- My love for you is like Rapunzel’s hair, it just keeps growing and growing.
- Pick up lines? You mean beard.
- What is the shade of nail polish called that you are wearing that looks so good?
- With a beautiful body like yours, surely you work out. Which health spa do you work out at?
