Best Naughty Pick Up Lines

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  • Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
  • I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
  • Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  • One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
  • Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  • Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
  • Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
  • Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
  • Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
  • The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
  • I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  • Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.
  • Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
  • I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
  • Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
  • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  • Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
  • I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
  • I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
  • Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
  • Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
  • Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
  • Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Cute Naughty Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
  • I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
  • Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
  • Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  • When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
  • Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
  • I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  • Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.
  • Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
  • Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
  • You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  • Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
  • Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
  • If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.
  • Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
  • What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
  • Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
  • Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
  • I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
  • Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons.
  • Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.

Funny Naughty Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines: The Basics in 2019

  • Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  • That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.
  • Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.
  • Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
  • Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
  • Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
  • You can call me cake, because I’ll go straight to your ass.
  • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me.
  • I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
  • Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
  • You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
  • Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
  • Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
  • As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
  • I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
  • Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
  • Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
  • Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
  • You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
  • The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
  • There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  • Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
  • I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
  • Are you hungry? Because omelette you suck this dick.

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