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Best Dark Pick Up Lines Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling. Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform. You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on then till I am old and …
Columbus Day Pick Up Lines A night with me won’t go flat, because Columbus makes the world go round! Are we head-to-wind? Because I think I luff you… Are you seaworthy? Because I’m going to ride you till dawn. Babe ahoy! Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra? Care to see me …
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Black Friday Pick Up Lines Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place! Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on. Baby, you are like a Black Friday deal… worth the wait. Black Friday = Broke Saturday Black Friday = The Day People Spend Money They Don’t …
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Best Summer Pick Up Lines (Sung) Do you like drinking Pina Coladas in the dunes of the Cape? (To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency! Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot. Are you related to the sun?… Because running into you just brightened up my day! …
Best New Year Pick Up Lines Alright, girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper? Anyone can buy you a drink. I’d like to buy you dinner. Can I be your first mistake in the New Year? Can I be your new year’s wrecking ball? Can I get your cell so I can text …