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Best Holiday Pick Up Lines If you show me peace on earth, I will show you good will toward men. Can we have our first date in the snow? I promise I won’t be flake-y. You deserve better than just good tidings. You should work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department, because you are …
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Best Dance Pick Up Lines Do you believe in slow dancing at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? Do you have a map to the dance floor? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart. Do you …
Best College Pick Up Lines Are you studying chemistry? Because I’m really feeling a spark between us. I’m looking for models for the campus magazine, and you look like you have experience. Your curves are doing for me what the curve did for my psychology grade. . I can’t find my class, and I’m in …
Best Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward. Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip? Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet. Hey, I just met you, and this is …
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Best Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday? Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they? I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it. I think there’s something wrong …
Best Naughty Pick Up Lines Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it. One of my friends told me girls hate …
Best Food Pick Up Lines You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad. Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad? I can last as long as a Le Creuset. This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together? …