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Surprising Pick Up Lines Look, snake surprise! I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped Because you’re half my universe This year has been full of surprises… Why don’t we get together and surprise others? Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions. I’m surprised there isn’t more fanfiction taking … Read more

 Best Summer Pick Up Lines (Sung) Do you like drinking Pina Coladas in the dunes of the Cape? (To a lifeguard): You make me feel like I want a personal emergency! Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot. Are you related to the sun?… Because running into you just brightened up my day! … Read more

Best New Year Pick Up Lines Alright, girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper? Anyone can buy you a drink. I’d like to buy you dinner. Can I be your first mistake in the New Year? Can I be your new year’s wrecking ball? Can I get your cell so I can text … Read more

Best Heart Pick Up Lines Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me. Come live in my heart, and … Read more

 Best Disney Pick Up Lines Do you trust me? You must be Pumbaa ’cause baby — I’ve got no worries. You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh. Your castle or mine? There’s snake in my pants! Hi, ho. … Read more

Clever Pick Up Lines Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your … Read more

Anti Pick Up Lines   Excuse me, do you have a pen?Then you’d better get back to it before the farmer notices you’re gone. Woah!You look like I need a drink. What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? Ask me if I’m a tree. Are you a tree? No. I’d … Read more

Best Spring Break Pick Up Lines I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.  How far back does your beach chair go? I don’t want you to get a sunburn, how about I cover you with my body? If you can’t swim I’ll let you hold onto my floaties. I prefer the … Read more