Library Pick Up Lines

 Best Library Pick Up Lines Do you say you are like a public library? Does that mean anybody with a card can check you out? You are the hottest of all I’ve checked out.  If you were mine, I’d catalog you under desirables.  Nobody believes you are a librarian. That’s why I wanted to try …

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Holiday Pick Up Lines

Best Holiday Pick Up Lines If you show me peace on earth, I will show you good will toward men. Can we have our first date in the snow? I promise I won’t be flake-y. You deserve better than just good tidings. You should work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department, because you are …

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Dance Pick Up Lines

Best Dance Pick Up Lines Do you believe in slow dancing at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again? Do you have a map to the dance floor? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart. Do you …

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College Pick Up Lines

Best College Pick Up Lines  Are you studying chemistry? Because I’m really feeling a spark between us. I’m looking for models for the campus magazine, and you look like you have experience. Your curves are doing for me what the curve did for my psychology grade. . I can’t find my class, and I’m in …

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Best Cheese Puns

  Best Cheese Puns  Have a gouda birthday Life is gouda No thanks, I’m gouda You’re up to no goud Anything you can do, I can do feta I’m getting feta up with this Nothing get feta than this You think you’re feta than me? Fifty Shades of Gruyere This is a gruyere area Did you …

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Naughty Pick Up Lines

Best Naughty Pick Up Lines Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it. One of my friends told me girls hate …

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Food Pick Up Lines

Best Food Pick Up Lines You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad. Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad? I can last as long as a Le Creuset. This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together? …

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