Best Spring Break Pick Up Lines

Best Spring Break Pick Up Lines

  • I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. 
  • How far back does your beach chair go?
  • I don’t want you to get a sunburn, how about I cover you with my body?
  • If you can’t swim I’ll let you hold onto my floaties.
  • I prefer the European version of sunbathing, wanna join me?
  • Sex is evil. Evil is sin. Sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
  • Want to go back to my beach house and watch porn in the mirror?
  • Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.
  • To get backstage you must go in the backdoor.
  • The ocean isn’t the only thing that’s wet.
  • I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
  • Are you a sea lion? Because I can see your lion on top of me later.
  • I’ll participate in a wet t-shirt contest if you agree to be a judge.
  • Did you know that when you press your ear to my shorts you can hear the ocean? Would you like to listen?
  • I want you to make me scream louder than the speakers.
  • If you were a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
  • I’m a mermaid and very accustomed to seamen.
  • Can I play with your beach balls?
  • Let’s play Titanic. I yell “Iceberg!” and you go down on me.
  • The cops aren’t the only ones who I would let handcuff me.
  • I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
  • According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.
  • The only reason I’d kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
  • I really want to burn off the calories I’ve drunk, but I need your help.
  • Do you know what would make your face look better? My legs wrapped around it.

Funny Spring Break Pick Up Lines

 

  • I’ve never been fishing, but I think we should hook up.
  • I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick. Want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
  • The beach got us all dirty. Looks like we need to take a shower together.
  • There are no seats around here. Can I sit on your face?
  • Is that sunblock on your shorts or are you just happy to see me?
  • I feel like wrestling with an anaconda tonight.
  • How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
  • I have sand in my bathing suit, will you get it out?
  • This is a tourist city, and you’re on my list of things to do.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
  • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  • For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 
  • I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

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