Steve Martin : Quotes and Captions

Steve Martin : Quotes and Captions

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  • “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
  • “Some people have a way with words, and other people…oh, uh, not have way.”
  • “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
  • “Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”
  • “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”
  • “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
  • “… you’re nuts but you’re welcome here.”
  • “Be so good they can’t ignore you.”
  • “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
  • “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”

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  • “We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.”
  • “I’ve heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.”
  • “I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.”
  • “I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
  • “The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead.”
  • “Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”
  • “Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties.”
  • “I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.”
  • “Somewhere in the world is…The world’s worst doctor and he could be yours.”
  • “Or is it that I think too much?”
  • “Hello. I’m hello, and I’d like to say myself.”

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  • “Be undeniably good.”
  • “There are few takers for the quiet heart.”
  • “I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.”
  • “Always…no wait…never…..”
  • “…just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.”
  • “She was feeling her bohemian oats.”
  • “How many people have never raised their hand before?”
  • “Mirabelle is attractive; it’s just that she is never the first or second girl chosen.”
  • “So, I can hurt now, or hurt later.”
  • “Lord loves a working’ man; don’t trust whitey”